All seventy dark and ominous stories are guaranteed to enlighten and entertain. Original versions were recorded as voicemails to amuse the author's colleagues and friends at work. Micro-dramas include: Detective Amy Our intrepid sleuth keeps it together searching a houseful of horrors. The Hole Lincoln and his strict father discover their cesspool holds a dirty secret. MPG Young Shawn, a budding genius, bravely saves little Spot from bodily harm. Barfly A thirsty drunkard makes an irrevocable deal with the Prince of Darkness. Lara Visits Timothy Friends take a trip to a mental hospital and learn the bitter truth. Old Men Chatting Cronies discuss the revulsions of aging over breakfast sandwiches. Mort's List Always efficient, a mortician deftly completes his long checklist of chores. China Adventurous Perry picks the worst location in America to dig a deep hole. Visiting Grandma Sal evolves into a self-taught coroner right in his own backyard. The Messenger Redemption from a homeless man on a Manhattan street corner. Devil's Corridor Chased down a highway, Cliff should have kept his eyes on the road. Skinny Puppy A roaming mongrel finds a delicious meal behind Roy's Family Diner.